Articles - May, 2008
Prince Von A-Hole Wants to be Your Father Figure
Modine's Use of the N-Word Just Ain't Wright
Jamie Lynn: Baby Rides in Style
Tyne Daly from "Cagney & Lacey": 'Memba Her?!
Zane Blamed for Bad 'Bloodrayne' Deal
Tiny Rocker Wentz Sued Over Alleged Ass-Kicking
Linda to Hulk: What's in Your Wallet?
Feast Your Eyes on Halle Berry
Injured Dancer Pulling Our Leg?
Lil' Kim Stripped....of Bentley
Is Aniston Strumming Mayer's Instrument?
Amanda Bynes is Totally Awww-some
"That Guy" Actor Busted for Drug Possession
Gary D. -- On the Way Down Before Bust?
Eli Manning: Riding the Train, Not Gravy Train
Son's Message to Benoit: "See Ya, Pooh Bear"
Nanny Claims Rob Lowe's Wife Sexual Harasser
Miley's Bro: No One Knows Him, He Knows Nothin'
Annie Leibovitz -- Mouse Got Yer Tongue?
Dennis Rodman Busted for Domestic Violence
Nick Cannon: Lord of the Same Rings?!
Rodman Hammered Before Hammering GF?
Photog-Hating Alba Hangs in the Hornets' Nest
Wrestler Arrested for Suspicion of DUI
Miley Cyrus Has Officially Lost All Hope, Destiny
Cristian de la Fuente Sued: From DWTS to SOB
Jon Lovitz Kills -- His Career?
Bruce Willis' Girlfriend: Half His Age, Twice as Hot
The Best Question for Seal ... Ever!
It's Official: Angie Everhart, Defendant
Dale Davis -- Man in the Middle of Lowe Sex Case
Uma Faces Stalker -- Inside the Courtroom Now
Lawsuit Against Lowes is 3 Shades of Ugly
Cristian de la Fuente Sued: From DWTS to SOB
Joe Francis Skates on Sex Charges
Gloria Allred and a Rob Lowe Nanny -- Take Two
Mariah Pulls Elope-a-Dope In Bahamas?
Peter Fonda: On Golden F***in' Pond
Holly Madison Even Makes Tax Evasion Sexy
"Dancing" Conspiracy to Eliminate Elizabeth?
Latrell Sprewell Makes a Pass on His Bills
Uma to Stalker -- You're Creepy AND Dangerous!
The Incredible Hulk: 'Memba Him?!
"Gossip Girl" Fans: So Inappropriate!
What the Hell Does Congress Do All Day?
Britney's a Bad Mother? Nah, Check this S*** Out!
Miley Cyrus Grounded by Disney?
De la Fuente de la Sued ... Again
Sam Ronson -- I Got Screwed Coming & Going
Mariah & Nick -- So Are They or Aren't They?
"Lost" Diary -- Something Nice Back Home
Miley's Producer Won't Fall Into Mouse Trap
Bank Strikes Out Jose Canseco's House
"DWTS" Gives Free Table Dance to Audience
McCready on Clemens: "I Can't Refute the Story"
David Cook Won't Royally Screw Kids
Leibovitz: Miley Pic Ain't Smutty!
One of These People Looks Like Ashley Dupre
Winona Shops.....Joke Writes Self
Meloni: Who Gives a Flying F**k About Miley?
Harry Dean Stanton Might Be Alive
Denise to Charlie: I'm Out of Joint!
Snoop to TMZ: Get a Clue ... and a Map!
Mariah Married, But NOT to a Certain Someone
Rod Stewart's Son - Some Guys Have All the Luck
Man to Play Ball with Lance Armstrong in Court
"Gladiator" Fans Brawling in the Stands!
Britney to Jamie Lynn: I'm Comin', Sis!
Lindsay to Liquor Industry: You're Full of Schlitz
Happiest Place on Earth? Not Today
Rodman's Alleged Victim Has Violent Past
Foul Mouth Kid Shouts for Spears
Jamie Lynn Looking to Adopt, Too?
Courtney Love's Quick Trip to the Hospital
Pam Anderson's High Class Crap Sale
Aniston to Paparazzi: I'm Not Your Friend, Buddy!
Mimi Actually Did It, Says God Guy
The Kid from "A Christmas Story": 'Memba Him?!
Christy Turlington: Good Genes or Good Docs?!
Whitney Port Does Not Own a Mirror
Courtney Puffs Her Way Back to Health
Colts Wideout Grilled About Shootout
Kanye Knows How to Charm the Critics
Ronaldo's Trannies Get Him the Shaft
Rodman's Alleged Victim Won't Slam the Worm
Oldest Trick in the Bird-Flippin' Book
WWE Diva Fingered in Escort Ring?
Larry B. Uses Derby to Pick Up Blonde Filly, Again
Disney Tram Crashes After Goofy Turn
Derby Announcer Makes a Boob of Himself
Kanye Has Thug's Regret, Pulls Punch
Piven Nearly Gives the Paps a Heart Attack
R. Kelly Case: Three-Way in Play
Miley Let Out of the Mouse Cage
CSI LA: Britney May Have Strayed South
Travis to Shanna: "I Just Can't Quit You"
Brooke White - Give it a Rest, Honey
Forrest Gump Supports Wapner, Obama
NFL Player -- What Floats His Boat Is Booze
Shauna Sand: To Hell With Court Orders!
Britney: Wicker, We Hardly Knew Her!
"A.I." Top Four Drown in a Sea of Snappers
Brit Brings In the Po-Po for Sis' Shower
Falcons Linebacker Boley Popped for Hittin'
Cruise Puts Crazy on Hold for Cancer Victim
Lisa Marie Accepts Apology, Sorta
Spears' Baby Shower: Hush Puppies and Healing
Dina Lohan Is a Good Mutha, Alright!
Brit Will Personally Try and Please the Court
Judge to Foxy -- Get Your A** In Court!
K-Fed: Driving Under the Influence of Britney?
Randy Moss Drafts Wide Receiver
Gisele -- How Much Is Tom's Allowance?
Spears' Smokin' Hot Baby Shower
50 to Thief: G-G-G Gimme My Chain Back!
Von A-Hole Wants to "Pork" Paris Hilton
Seal: A Douche When Nobody's Around
Brangelina: Saving Private Time
Heidi Montag: Kentucky Dingbat
The Incredible Hulk: In-Flight Sardine
Britney on "HIMYM" -- Take Two
Renee Zellweger to Pap -- STFU!
Jen Aniston's Body Is a Wonderland
Claudia Jordan: I Like Me the Mexicans
'Sex & the City' -- Who's the Bitch?
Joe Piscopo from "SNL": 'Memba Him?!
Foxy Won't Be Caged in NYC -- Tonight
Giorgio Armani: Fine Leather Goods
Uma Stalker -- Jury's Still Out
Metcalfe: No Longer a Human Piñata
Another "SNL" Marriage Bites the Dust
Merv Doubles Crosses From the Dead
Uma Stalker Slept on the Street
Britney: Keys, Pees and Leaves
"Baywatch" Actor Popped for Pilfering Pages
The Day Britney Begs for More Kiddie Time
LiLo Flaunted Fur -- Did She Pilfer the Pelt?
Britney Custody Hearing -- The Gang's All Here
Joel & Lindsay Get Hot and Hornitos?
Uma Creep -- Guilty of Stalking!
Finally, Something Other than a Celeb Blows
Pete Doherty: Clean and Lookin' Like Crap
Lohan's Fur Fingerer Likes to Cut a Rug
Kim K Levels Bush's Playing Field
Would You Give This Woman Back Her Kids?
Star Jones: Divorce Does a Body & Weave Good
Slash Crashes Britney's Court Date
Tiegs Peruses Racks -- And So Do We
Chris Brown's Bodyguards Beat Down Photog?
Britney Swears to Tell the Truth ...
John Mayer Calls Bullshirt on TMZ
Brit and K-Fed Hashing Out a Deal?
Danza Calls De La Hoya a P***y
The "Bionic Woman": 'Memba Her?!
Britney Gets More Time With the Lil' Ones!
Don King Gets Sued For the Millionth Time
Partly Cloudy with a Chance of Ass Groping
Suri Cruise: Leader of the Celeb Pack
Lowe Nanny Served at Celeb's (Loose Term) Home
Chris Brown to Photog: Back Up Off Us!
"Idol" Wannabes Inducted into Hall of Lame
Britney Will Sing "Twinkle, Twinkle" to the Kids
Is Suri Too Old to Hit the Bottle?
Jason Castro: Lyrically Challenged
Dina Lohan Massacres Mother's Day
Ryan Cabrera: Total Chicken S**t
Fergie Is a Flippin' Barracuda
Pam & Tommy Lee: Not These Two Again!
Mr. Chow's Daughter: Nice Dumplings!
Michael on Dina -- What a Mother F***er!
Abreasted Development: 10 Years of Change
Vanilla Ice Crazy 911 Call: 'Nilla Threatens Suicide
LiLo -- Is Dina a Mommie Dearest?
Amy Winehouse Looks Like Hellmann's
Mackenzie Phillips: 'Memba Her?!
Gary Dourdan Charged With Three Felonies
Winehouse Arrested for Drug Possession
Kelly O: Shakes, Rattles & Rolls ... Out of a Bar
Russell to Kimora: Are You Def?
Dennis Rodman: Which Step is Bar Hopping?
Mike Epps Hits Back at Paternity Server
Holy Schlitz - Obama's a Big Tipper!
Partly Cloudy with a Chance of Groping
Austrian Rugby Team Goes Balls Out
Star to Babs: I'm a Lawyer, You're a Slut
R. Kelly Trying Not to Come -- Yet Again
DMX Arrested -- Race Definitely a Factor
New Dating Show Has Special Needs
Castro: Send Me to Cuba, Anywhere but "A.I."
Doorman to Ziering: Welcome to 9021-No!
"Idol" Reject Popped for Pervy Sex Texts
Rihanna & Chris: Face Lickin' Good
His Royal Baldness Prince William
Dax Shepard -- Happy Trails to You
Robbie Williams Swears It's This Big
Foxy Pleas Out of Brooklyn Beatdown
Paris Hilton: Do-Nothing and Say-Nothing
Richie to Dr. Jiffy: Say You, Say Me, Say Goodbye
England's Loss, Prince's Rogaine
Ex-49er Suing Ex-Wife for Golddigging
Russell Calls B.S. on Custody Fight
One of the Coreys Actually Finds Work
Even the Nazis Hate Von A-Hole
Linda Lavin from "Alice": 'Memba Her?!
Ashlee Simpson? Where's Ashford & Simpson?!
Rat Packer's Ex Lookin' for Cheese
Did R. Kelly Pay to Piss on Possible Fire?
Brit Rocked Cradle, Not With Sean
The "Lost" Diary -- Cabin Fever
Britney's Kids Have a Whale of a Time
Malibu to Ken Starr: Go Blow for Blow With Paps!
Waiter Calls Foul on LeBron James
David Archuleta's Missionary Position
Archuleta's Dad Banished from "Idol" -- redirect
Kazaam! Shaq's Magical, Talking A**!
David Gest: Whitney Houston Is Back
Do You Smell What the Rock's Cousin is Cookin'?
Mariah and Nick: Separated Already?
Lindsay Lohan to Tango the Night Away
Can You Spot the "Real" Shauna Sand?
The Kid from "A Christmas Story": 'Memba Him?!
Judge to R. Kelly: Urine Trouble Now
Stop Us If You Heard This Before -- DMX Arrested!
LeBron Not a Cheap Ass After All?
Amy Winehouse: Car Wreck Waiting to Happen
Justin Timberlake Laughs at Authority
The Mom on "One Day at a Time": 'Memba Her?!
Nick to Eat Like a King -- Chicken a la King!
Hefner Wants to See Hannah's Montanas
Al Sharpton's Next Challenge: Uncle Sam
Lt. Harris is Still Pointing Out the Pissants!
Archuleta's Dad Banished from "Idol"
Simon Didn't Vote Off Archuleta's Dad
"Deal" Case Model Files Case of Her Own
Rikki Claims His Rockett Never Left the Pad
Cut Them Open, Count the Rings
Lindsay and the Paps: Frenemies for Life
Like, OMG -- LC and Audrina Got a Ticket!
Man Claims Drugged Up O.J. Confessed to Murder
Goldman's Lawyer: Show Me the Money!
J. Castro Speaks on Dreaded Stage Dad Drama
Kelly Taylor Can't Quit West Bev.
Morgan Fairchild: Good Genes or Good Docs?
Bandanna-Gate: Bailiff Bends Rules for Hulkster
Aniston and Mayer: Friends with Benefits
Bulletin: Mel Gibson Pissed Off
Suge to LAPD: I'll Handle My Own Ass Kicking
Farina Busted: Is That a Gun in Your Pocket...
TMZ Hits Al Roker Like a Hurricane
Robertson Blvd. -- The New Red Carpet
McConaughey and GF Cure Preggo Cravings
Stage-Dad Archuleta: "People Don't Like That"
Richard Simmons -- Clean Up on Aisle 6
Heidi and Spencer Ruin Mother's Day
Janice Dickinson: Prairie Doggin' in NYC
Megan Fox. Topless. -- redirect
Prosecutors Get Smart, Won't Charge Anne's BF
Jamie Lynn: Happy Unwed, Teenage Mother's Day!
Michelle and Matilda -- Tutu Cute!
Superman's New Kryptonite -- His Mom!
Angie's Girls Day Out: Boys Are the Pitts!
Steve Martin Suffers Art Attack
Romo Sings as Well as Jessica Acts
James Taylor or Boring NYC Businessman?
Donnie Wahlberg: Bitter Kid on the Block
Suge: I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!
The '90s Called, They Want Their Star Back
Britney Makes Unfunny Show Unfunnier
Tara Still Flaunting Her Frankentummy
Neverland Ranch Now Someone Else's Problem
NKOTB Still Got It (The Right Stuff)
Scott Weiland's Latest Tour Date -- Jail!
Bach Livin' Large Off Hoff's Moolah
Mu Shu? Screw You, We're Gettin' Porked!
R. Kelly's Exhibit Pee: Odor in the Court!
That Was Fast -- Weiland Out of Jail
Barrymore Stars in New Hit ... and Run
Sorry NBC Anchor Just F**kin' Around
LeBron James Makes an Ass of His Mom
Paps to Brit: Gimme More than Boring!
Kristy Lee Cook -- Smalltown Nobody
Audrina is the Best in the Chest
Mariah's Hubby: The New Beckham
Jay-Z and Diddy Not Talking, Not Stupid
Washed-Up Rapper Now Locked Up Rapper
'Sex' Girls Know How to Make 'Em Laugh
Sarah Jessica Parker: You're So Vein
"Alpha Dog" Trial's Top Dog Allowed to Rumble
The Laura from "General Hospital": 'Memba Her?!
Melanie Griffith's Marriage: Older than Her Lips!
Singer Cracks Into Winehouse's Home
NFL Star Popped for DUI at McD's
Rodman: You Think I Hit? You're Full of S**t
"Idol" to Archuleta: Lose the Dad, Carry the 1
Archuleta's Dad Gives Producer Cold Shoulder
Mariah and Nick on the Roller Coaster of Love
"Idol" Honcho -- Free David from Dad!
Thriller Zombies to Drool On Library of Congress
Hulk to Nick: Don't Drop the Soap!
Nick Cannon Doesn't Give a S**t
Wolfgang to Wolfgang -- Puck You
"Survivor" Champ -- Outwit, Outlast, Out of Cash!?
John Mayer Is Jen Aniston's Bitch
Nick Cannon: Mariah Loves a Little Pussy
Naomi Watts Flashes Her Headlights
Mariah and Nick: Going Once, Going Twice, Sold?
MacDowell's Pap Trap -- Keep 'Em Talking!
L.A. Mayor: Let Them Eat Cake!
Quaid to FDA: Mind Your Own Business!
Stage Parents Throw Their Kids a Bone
Calvin Klein Model Dies in Fire
Travis & Shanna: Is This Groundhog Day?
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures
"ET's" Ferris Wheel of Fortune
Nick Cannon's Ex Lies Through Teeth
NFL Star: Wal-Mart Left Kids Out in the Cold
Mariah's Emancipation of Pee-Pee
Michelle Phillips: 'Memba Her?!
Someone Tell John Goodman to XYZPDQ!
Phalse Phallus Leaves Zeta-Jones Speechless
Prince Von A-Hole: Must Not-See TV
Lions, Tigers, & Bears - Oh My Lawsuit
Taye Diggs Rattled by Knightmare
Beyonce Goes "High School Musical"
Spitzer's Trollop Surfaces in Subcompact
Fantasia -- If You Can't Say Something Nice ...
Mayer to Aniston: Puff On This!
Real Uncle Murda Busted With Fake ID
Bobby Brown's Wishful Drinking
Jamie Lynn's Baby Bump Is Growing Up So Fast
A-Hole to Obama: Your Wife's a Washerwoman
Miley Gets Behind on Her Career Rehab
Rampage on Suge: Was He Drunk?
Mel to Brit: I Own Costa Rica Too!
Their Life is Anything But the Pitts
Method Man: Chicken Rules Everything Around Me
Sharpton Rips A-Hole a New One
Suge Gets a Chance to Win Back His Manhood?
Barkley: The Round Mound of Gambling Debt
Naomi Watts' Baby Is a Real Catch
Jamie Lynn Layin' a Brick S***house?
Xtina's Rack -- What a Boy Wants
Ashlee's Wedding Pics Pimped to People
You Take the Good, You Take the Bad
Lowes to Nanny -- Your Case is Full of S**t!
John Mayer Can Go Jiu-Jitsu On Your Ass
Punky's Still Spunky: Suge Scares Me!
Natalie from "Facts of Life": 'Memba Her?!
Nick's Tears -- Crock of Fakery?
Usher: Let it Burn ... Rubber!
Heather Pimps Herself, Not Her Kid
DMX: Plea of My Plea is Not Guilty
Holly Madison: Hef's a Bucket o' Lamesauce
Nick Cannon -- Brand New Wife, Brand New Baby?
McCona-Spawn To Bring in Big Bucks
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City Attorney Says Worm is One Bad Apple
"Lost" Diary -- There's No Place Like Home (Part 1)
Papa Joe's Meddling Made Romo Punt Jess
Food Network Cooking Their Numbers?
Barack -- Stand Up For Your Woman!
Jennifer Aniston's Serious Baggage
Von A-Hole to Sharpton: I'll K.O. You, Big Mouth
Jamie Lynn On All Fours -- Yama-Hee-Ha!
Rob Lowe Rips On the Smeltics?
Famewhore Sr. Takes Famewhore Jr. to Dinner
Salma Hayek's Billion Dollar Baby
Godfrey Goes Greek on Suge's Ass
And Starring ... Audrina's Boobs!
Dog to Hunt Without "Brother" Tim
Claudia Jordan Kills Suge's Street Cred
Brit, Mel & the Robyn Who Rules the Roost
No One Loves Paris As Much As Herself
Vince Young -- Quarterback Gone Wild
"Mermaid" Star Says Disney Threw Him Overboard
Olympian Mitch Gaylord: 'Memba Him?!
NBA Star's Dad Alleged Victim of Fraud
Frenchie to Shauna: Hit Me Baby One More Time!
Pretty Woman Walking Down the Street
Gladiator Can't Drag Ex Into the Ring
Kelly Clarkson's Wobbly Breakaway
Lowe Lawyers Put the Law in Claws
Tell It To The Judge -- Dayne Popped for DUI
Suge's KO Artist -- Show Me the $$$
Britney Lets It All Hang Out in Costa Rica
Bitter Noriega to Watch "Idol" Finale On His Couch
Matt Drops Big Beans in Soy City
Mariah's Date With Her 12-Year-Old Husband
Tobey Maguire: Barefoot and with Child
Altered Reality -- Big Stars vs. Nobodies
Castro Weeds Out the Drama During Flightmare
Britney Lets It All Hang Out in Costa Rica
Huckabee's Obama Assassination Proclamation
The Ghost of Thriller Past Appears in Las Vegas
LiLo Pimps Out Birthday to Highest Bidder
Sambora: Bon Jovial at Photog's Interrogation
Sgt. Nolte's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Hoff to Cowell: Your Girlfriend Gave Me Rugburn
Britney Gets Down on All Fours
Romo Upsets Cowboys Fans Yet Again
Dennis Rodman's Post-Rehab Bday Bash
Ashlee and Pete: They Did WHAT?
Dr. Frasier Crane: Over The Hills
You Can't Take Your Eyes Off John McCain
Not Even Hospitals Are Safe from DMX
Dr. Dre Zig-Zags Around Suge Knockout
Gloria Allred Lays the Legal Smackdown
Lindsay Looks to a Higher (Flower) Power
Shayne and The Bachelor: Fake it Til You Make It!
Heidi and Spencer: Annoying AND Cheap
Most of Audrina Turns 23 in Las Vegas
Huckabee Caught in TMZ's Crosshairs
Chesney to Fans - You Don't Know Jack!
Sulu Goes Where No Gay-sian Has Gone Before
Shanna Keeps Nanny on the Down Lowe
Game Gets Bentley Jacked ... By Cops!
Pam Anderson's Pooch Has Bone to Pick
Nicole Really Wants You to Know She's Preggo
Obama Slams Vols But Won't Shut Prince's A-Hole
That's Not Grimace, It's Jamie Lynn!
Glamour Shots Bitter Over Miley Candy
Altered Reality -- Big Stars vs. Nobodies
Hillary Clinton -- Thigh Master
Angelina Flashes Shot of Twins
Sly Stallone -- Hasta La Vista, Bonehead!
Our Hero Leo Actually Traded Up!
Claudia Jordan Loves "Negroes"
This Woman is Having Matt's Baby and You're Not
George Hamilton: The New Lyrical Gangsta?
Angelina: Sex, Lies and a Crazy New Videotape
These Are Not Female Impersonators
Tori: It's My B-Day and I'll Bitch If I Want To
The Secret's Out, Along with Reese's Bikini
Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles: 'Memba Her?!
Kiefer Divorce Final -- Who Knew It Wasn't?
Mel B to Pushy Pap -- Stop Right Now!
Mams Will Knock a Brother Out For Suge
And You Thought MiCy in Vanity Fair Was Creepy?
Amy Adams Disenchanted by Teen Photog
Will Smith Backs Scientolo-School?
Brangelina's SOS: Save Our Shiloh!
When the International Male Catalog Attacks!
Hurricane Kim Blows Through N'awlins
DWM: Driving While Mariah-cated
Fat-Assed Lady Sings: Opera Boss Assaulted Me
Jermaine Jackson Free as a Cuckoo Bird
Poor Lil' AliLo Gets Mauled by Mean Girls
Blackmailers to Latin Music Star Sanz -- No Mas!
Nas -- It's Still Called "N*****," N****s!
Fergie Loves the Smell of Crotch in the Morning
Forecast for Chicago -- Golden Showers!
Hell to the Yes! -- Whitney Weed Charges Dropped
Shemar: Damn It Feels Good to Be a Wanksta
Poor Man's Paris Jacks Jude's Junk
Barkley Bounces More Than Basketballs
Kidman Fetus Sleeps Through Bryan Adams
Cher Turns 62 -- But Her Face Is 20!
Brang, Mick and Clint: Who Would You Rather?
Jean Claude -- Balls to the Wall
Three Hairstyles for the Price of One!
"Dancing With the Stars" off the Gaydar
Ballas to Dude: Lick Me Baby One More Time!
Golden Girl-on-Golden Girl Action!
Jackson Poker Faced on Vegas Gig
Crazy Gets to Cast Vote on "Idol"
Uma & Ethan: Show Me the Money Shot
Jane from "Melrose Place": 'Memba Her?!
Paris Hilton: No Borefriend? No Problem!
Taylor to Teammates -- See You in Vegas, Bitches!
Nicollette Uses Her Mouth for Good and Evil
A Hard Day's Night For Headless Ringo
Danity Kane Hookup -- We Smell a Rat
Billy Bob Accused of Bugging the Hell Out of Lady
McDermott McDumps His Marriage
Round Mound Rebounds From Casino Debt
Paris' Judge Reaches Verdict: Sayonara Suckers
R. Kelly -- Mole Will Keep Me Outta the Hole
Floyd Throws Uppercut at Fake Fansite
Britney to Mel: I'm Back in Hell!
Dina Lohan: "Normal" for a Crazy Woman
Denise -- Not Diving for Sheen's Swimmers
Lou Pearlman *NJAIL -- Gets 25 Years in Slammer
"Californication" Actress' Husband Found Dead
Club King to LiLo -- Let Me Fur You Up!
John Mayer Pulls a Winona Ryder?
"Boner" Has a Hard On For Burma
Jesse Metcalfe Knows What it's Like to be Fisted
Star: If I Punched Every Bitch Who Called Me Fat...
Kristi Wins "DWTS" with All the Fix-Ins
What a Catch! The Fish, Not Shayne Lamas
Madonna: Like an Orthopedic Dominatrix
Fergie & Kristen: Battle of the Buns
100 Million Votes ... for "Idol"
Ryan and ScarJo -- Lowballin' the Bling
Carrie to Fantasia: How's the Hoopty?
Tarantino: I'm the Foot F***in' Master!
Steven Tyler: Dude Looks Like a Rehab
Another Hilary in the White House
Masterson Should Adjust His Knight Vision
Is Tori Baskin' in 31 Flavors of Bacteria?
Russki To Dog -- You Boned Me!
Ashton to Valet -- Tip Now, Paycheck Friday
Ellen and McCain: A Gay Ol' Time
Clock is Tickin' for Snipes in the Slammer
Denise Doin' It for the Money? Yeah, Right
Daughter of Christian Singer Chapman Killed
Photogs Give Brit What She Needs -- Attention
Cops Tell "Idol" Loser to Shut the Hell Up
David Archuleta: Welcome to the Losers' Circle
Homeless "Idol" Kicked Back to the Curb
Carnie Wilson: From Playboy to Oh, Boy
Kenny Chesney -- When I Close My Eyes...
Audrina's Boobs -- Fake as the Hills?
Fantasia: I Believe My Man's Wasted
And You Thought Simon Was Humiliating ...
J.Love Hauls Off the Junk in Her Trunk
Huggy Bear: The Semi-Retired Pimp Snitch
Lea Thompson: Are You Duckin' Kidding?
David Cook Can Sit on Seacrest's Face
Snipes Swipes a Bit More Freedom
Simon Cowell -- London Calling
Cruise Lawyers Spank Baby Store for Babbling
Vince Young Admits He Had Too Much Fun
That's One Way to Burn Bridges
You Say Corey ... I Say Tomato
K-Fed Still Pimp Enough to Party
Liz Taylor's Snapper Owes Some Clams
Brit to Aerobics Class: Get to Steppin'!
Lisa Simpson Has A Cow, Files For Divorce
Suge's Knockout Kid is a Wanted Man
Denise -- Charlie's Tadpoles "Tranny-Infested"
Rikki to Miss. -- Your Charges Don't Dance
Funny, That Face Looks Real Familiar
Jessica's Landing Strip Sans Tony
Caesars to Pacman: Et Tu, Deadbeat?
Why Brit Should Never Go Green
Warrant Issued For Alleged Ice Dancer Drugger
Paris Loves Balls ... of Matzah
"Hills" Babes Skank Their Way to the Top
Blubbering Nick Hogan Behind Bars
You Oughta Know, Break-Up Does a Body Bad
Diddy Makes Naomi Catwalk the Plank!
Paris' Ex Puts the Ass in Class
Sharon's Good Side? Not Her Backside!
Weepy Nick -- My Lawyer Duped Me!
Mickey Rourke: No Shirt, No Problem
Calm Down, You Don't Own Bev Hills Too!
Murder Rap Won't Stick to Slick Rick
Jake from "Melrose Place": 'Memba Him?!
Granny to Nick -- Watch Your Wiener!
Suge's KO Guy: Good With Hands, Not Head
Drag Queen or "Baywatch" Babe?
Hulk Thumps Nick With "Heavy Stuff"
Hulk to Victim: You Pissed Off God
Miley -- People Look At Me Like THAT?!
Nick to Hulk: Call the Judge, STAT!
Britney to Kids: The Shopping Spree's for Me!
Beyonce & Jay Z's Scarsdale Diet
Shauna to Shayne: I'm Green Card With Envy
Britney Parties with Kindred Wacko
Linda Hogan: Victim's Mom Sucks
Amy Winehouse to Playtex: Cross My Heart
Von A-Hole Loves Him Some Black Chicks
The Phoney Baloney at Ashlee's Wedding
Hulk Plans Secret Hearing: Don't Tell Mom!
Kate Hudson Riding Lance's ... Bike
"Harry Potter" Teen Killed in Knife Fight
"Dancing" Party Popped by Police
Hogans Off The Heezy Fa Sheezy
Hogan Crash -- Brooke Was Driving
Paris Would Lose Her Head If It Wasn't Attached
Kate and Lance: Gentleman, Start Your Engine!
David Cook Just Won "A.I." and All He Got Was ...
Dr. Dre: Ain't Nothin' But a Sea Thang
Nick and Hulk Take Turns Bashing Linda
Linda's Cougarmania Runnin' Wild?
Hulk's Emancipation Proclamation
Hogan Crash -- Brooke Was Driving
Jessica Gets Herself Some Mo' Romo
"Family Circus" Mommy Dies at 82
Snipes Hides from Tax Man -- in the Hamptons!
Everybody Loves Raymond's "Drunk" Wife
Recessive Gene Theory Validated
Clint Eastwood: Flab of Our Fathers
Hi, My Name's Lance and I'm Addicted to Blondes
Photog to Xtina: Talk Dirrty to Me ... Please!
Kobe's Beef Over "Dirty" Affair Allegations
Mariah & Nick: Who's Packing Up the U-Haul?
Sharon Stone Calls Chinese Earthquake "Karma"
Alec to Photog: Take My Daughter Please!
Michael Lohan to Dina: I'm Trading Up
Holly Madison: Hef's Bruised Bunny
Jeff Archuleta -- Daddy Denial
Jacko Enjoys Smacko Through Cracko
Donda West Pushes Bills from Beyond
Dina vs. Denise -- Who Sucked More?
Sarah McLachlan: Lilith Not-So Fair
Scary Spice's Husband: Smack Daddy
Pete Wentz -- Smarter Than a Fifth Grader
MacGyver Chops Mullet, Stuffs Gullet
Old Bitch Ditched ... No, Not Janice
Mario and Karina's Nip Slip Dip
Hulk: God Punished Nick's Victim
Warrior to Hogan: Oil Up Your Son
Brooke Hogan's Car Wreck: The 911 Call
What Would You Ask Rick Springfield?
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Tony to Jess: No Mo' Joe or I Go!
China Shows Sharon What Karma Really Is
SamRo and LiLo -- No Sapphic Friends Network
50 Cent Posse Member Busted For Belting
Old Man to Elisha: I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!
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Don't Pleather the Hoff, Pleeeeze!
Gary Dourdan: Guilty, But No Jail
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Eddie Griffin: I Didn't Bean Beane!
Keanu Reeves Leaves Fan Peeved
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Xtina to Newborn Son: Lullabye Bye Bye
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Naomi Charged with Being a Bag Hag
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Ted Danson -- Woody's a Porker
Jodie Foster Gets Her Groove Back
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Helen Hunt: Mad About Your Body!
CaddySmacked? Murray's Wife Claims Abuse
Michael: Bolton' from the Paps
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Clay Aiken Impregnates Someone!
President Bush Can't Get It Up
Fake Ass Kim K: Not a Drag Queen, She's a Mizz
Levert's Death in Jail Ruled Natural Causes
Briefcase Babe Reheating J. Lo's Leftovers?
Karma Bites Lil' Wayne in the Butt
Able to Leap Tall Buildings in a Single Bound
Jason Taylor: Anything But Football!
Clay Aiken Impregnates Someone!
Kanye Controls His Mom's Benjamins
LoRon Classes Up the Friendly Skies
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Kirk Douglas Is Going Downhill Fast
Forget Suge, You Can Own Death Row Records!
Dwayne's Ex Doesn't Want a Piece of the Rock
Ray J: Drug Story Doesn't Float My Boat!
Tyler Blames Rehab on Agony of Da Feet
Brit Isn't Fit to Lit...igate, Says Attorney
Trump Dumps Casino to Unload Lawsuit
Cook to Clint Eastwood: Make My Day
Toni Braxton's Heart Breaks Vegas Gig for Good
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Angelina's Kids Go Down the Tubes?
Anthony Quinn's Son Popped for Domestic Abuse
SamRo Takes LiLo's Breath Away
Scott Wolf on Clay Mating: Party of Surprised
Jake from "Melrose Place": 'Memba Him?!
Eddie to Accuser: My Mama Can Take You
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John Mayer: Boogie Board Wonderland
Shaniqua -- Fiddy Tried to Kill Me!
50 Cent: I Burn Money -- Not Mansions!
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AJ Soprano's Place Whacked By a Crane
Kitson to Monaco: Let's Get Ready to Rumba
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Rob Lowe to Nanny: You Have Unclean Hands!
The Real Bitch on 'Sex and the City'
Shocker: Brody Jenner Goes Home Solo
Mole is Pain in Butt for R. Kelly
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Kim K to Fake: Butt Out Bimbo!
Grant's Not In It For the Green
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